Enjoy Your Stay With Us

True Stories from the Hotel Business

Have you ever been alone in a strange hotel room and wondered: Who stayed in this room last night? What did they do in here? How clean is this mattress I’m sleeping on?

Enjoy Your Stay With Us is the hilarious book that shines an unblinking light on the hospitality industry – from the homeless people secretly nesting at the bottom of elevator shafts surviving on room service scraps, to the bellhops moonlighting as pimps, and the security guards stealing from guests. Enjoy Your Stay With Us will make you switch to Airbnb forever.

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Strange Guests

Strange Requests

“Could you please place a framed picture of Nic Cage from the movie Con Air beside my bed?”

Strange Problems

“Hello, front desk, there’s a crack hoe outside my window.”